Posts Tagged ‘swear’

Thanks for not slapping me with coprolalia. That was real nice of you. Have to say, you totally did me a solid there.

Yeah, I know this is the first thing people think of when they think about you, the swearing and the ranting and the general inappropriate hilarity of spazzing in pure profanity. These things are almost synonymous now. Kind of ridiculous, when you think about it. Only about 10% of those people you bother on a regular basis show any signs of coprolalia. It’s kind of like assuming everyone you see with an amputated foot or leg must be diabetic. But I guess losing a leg just isn’t as sexy as blurting out someone’s mother is a sphincter-spelunking whore.

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